Your Majesty, Open the Door—I've Come to Pay My Respects

A man transmigrates and narrowly avoids being castrated—the blade slips and stabs his leg instead—and uses this to sneak into the imperial harem. First, Consort Li takes him to her bed every night: kneeling and licking beneath the cherry blossoms, then wild pounding on the couch, semen dripping down the inside of his thighs. Next, Noble Consort Zhuang is pinned down, her legs spread wide and rammed hard, while the Imperial Noble Consort rides him on a straw pile, squirting and taking his seed inside. She sees through his fake-eunuch disguise but keeps him all to herself—deep-throat, riding, and doggy-style take turns. To curry favor with the Empress Dowager, he shows off his cooking, but the Imperial Noble Consort turns the tables and sucks him until white fluid oozes from her hole. At the birthday banquet, he steals glances at the Empress Dowager, beautiful as a fairy, wanting nothing more than to make the most beautiful woman in the world pay respects to him night after night until her legs give out and she begs for mercy.